crab cakes

Butch wants me to make crab cakes next Friday. He reminded me that you (Karen) make the best crab cakes and also suggested I ask you for the recipe. So here goes... Will you send me your recipe for your world renowned crab cakes? Now remember, if there are any twists and turns to the recipe that are not noted in black and white, you are honor-bound to give me the hints cause you are my daughter-in-law and you are a nice person. I tried to make crab cakes once and they were not very good so take pity on me.